Two Time

...... just came back from work..

QQ : Er...Dad, do you have Two Time?

PaPa: (????) Two times? (the nursery must be teaching her multiplication table) Two times what?

QQ: One time for working and one time for playing. Can you play with me now?

PaPa: (Oh!...) .Okay. After papa finish the dinner, then we play.

QQ: (Happy face running away.....)

Spend some time with your kids, it means a world to them.

Brain transfer

... Playing the computer (games) upstairs.....

Fy : (coming downstairs) Er, Dad! QQ need you to come upstairs to help her.

PaPa: Tee., tell her to figure out herself. Do not always depend on Papa. Use the brain to think how to do it. You can also help her to think.

Fy: But I cannot. I already Give her my brain, still cannot !
(going back up.... one minute later)
Dad! Come quick. QQ need your brain now!

QQ Quiz

...one fine evening......

QQ: Er...Dad, do you know what is a Pig sound with a patch of wind?

PaPa:(???) A pig having a flu?

QQ: Ha! That's silly dad. ? Is the sleeping snoring sound , "ZZZZ" and "wheeeew"

PaPa: (Oh!...) .

Kids have a way with words.

Baby In Board

While driving back from our weekend outing....

Fy: Dad. Why you drive so slow hah? (this kid got Lightning Mc Queen in his blood)

QQ: (answering on behalf of dad) Papa drive slowly because got baby in car. Actually, when got baby inside car, we need to put a sign "Baby In Car"
..... or "Baby In Board".

Fy: Or "Baby In Stomach" ......
      Papa, why you laugh -hah?

Going Where?

QQ: Teacher says Monday is a Holiday...no school

PaPa: Oh. (agreeing) What do you want to do?

QQ: Dunno. My friend TZX, she says she is going to INDIA.

PaPa: Wah. So good ah. (... her family must be rich...)
Then she will not be coming to school next week?

QQ: She will!

PaPa: ????.... (suddenly it struck my mind that Monday is DEEPAVALI)
Your friend is going to an INDIAN friend house to celebrate Deepavali, ser-mah! [yes or not!]

HAPPY DEEPAVALI 2008