Pass Away

Pass away
Fy : Pa, you know what is the meaning of pass away?

Pa : What do you think?

Fy : Is when you live up to 100 years old and then go away

Die Loh!


RIP stones
Fy : Pa, why do people always hide their bones under a rip stone?

Pa : ??? (blur) What exactly do you mean?

Fy : You know, the pass away people , their stone always got a R-I-P.

Pa : Oh! (Now I know!)

GOD

QQ : You know there is someone who always know what we are doing?

Fy : Who?

QQ : They life up in the air. You know what is their name call?

Fy : I don'tknow.

QQ : They are call "Gods" .....G-O-D

Fy: Oh!

QQ : Yes, and they SPY on you everyday!

Gear

(refering to the auto gear ...)

Pa : What is P stands for?

QQ : Park!

Pa : R?

QQ : Er...Reverse!

Pa : D-ley?

QQ : D for Driving.

Pa : Okay. What Is N stands for?

QQ : Hmm….. NOT Moving??

How Many?

(After eating durians at a stall outside….)

Fy : Huuh! (sounding full)
That enough durians for me for the day!

MT : How many durians did you eat?

Fy : Only Zero!

???!!

Its a Fool

QQ : Papa, there’s a big plant behind your back?

Pa : ???

QQ : IT’S A FOOL !! Ha! Ha!

Pa : (knowing it is April’s fool day) Why you say “It’s a fool”?

QQ : Because last time people in April is a fool. My friend tell me one.

Fy : Papa . There’s a Ghost at your back!!

Pa : ................

Traffic Light

Pa : What is red color for?

Fy : STOP!

Pa : How about yellow?

Fy : Slow down

Pa : Green ?

Fy : Green is for GO!.
If the car in front don’t go, USE the HORN.

Center lock

(Inside the car)

QQ: Papa, don't forget to lock the center lock

Papa : OK. Good.

Fy: What is a center lock?

QQ: Is a lock so that we will not fall out from the car. If we fall out we will become "cham-cham"

Fy : Ya, if we fall out from the car, we will have to chase after the car and walk back home.

Show Me Pink

Wednesday, Baskin Robbin offers two scoops of ice cream for the price of one scoop, the only thing is we have to show them a pink item. It is BR's "Show Me Pink" day. This is easy for QQ, as she loves pink (her favourite), so, she wears all pink, from her blouse down to her shoes, including her wallet.

For Fy is a bit tough. He do not like the color pink. He say just buy one scoop is enough for him. But I tell him the price for one scoop will still be the same as two scoops, so I ask him to find something pink to show them.

Gues what he bought to BR?

....... he bought Patrick the starfish,

and, yes, he still get the 2 scoops.

Church

QQ: Mng Fy, you know you and I are now Christians

Fy: Why?

QQ: Because we already go to the Church. When you go to the church, you become Christians

Fy: But I did not go to the Church

QQ: Got! On Ku Chey's wedding day, we go to the church..

Fy: Oh.. silly., so...., we are now Married hah?

!!!!!