Gear

(refering to the auto gear ...)

Pa : What is P stands for?

QQ : Park!

Pa : R?

QQ : Er...Reverse!

Pa : D-ley?

QQ : D for Driving.

Pa : Okay. What Is N stands for?

QQ : Hmm….. NOT Moving??

How Many?

(After eating durians at a stall outside….)

Fy : Huuh! (sounding full)
That enough durians for me for the day!

MT : How many durians did you eat?

Fy : Only Zero!

???!!

Its a Fool

QQ : Papa, there’s a big plant behind your back?

Pa : ???

QQ : IT’S A FOOL !! Ha! Ha!

Pa : (knowing it is April’s fool day) Why you say “It’s a fool”?

QQ : Because last time people in April is a fool. My friend tell me one.

Fy : Papa . There’s a Ghost at your back!!

Pa : ................

Traffic Light

Pa : What is red color for?

Fy : STOP!

Pa : How about yellow?

Fy : Slow down

Pa : Green ?

Fy : Green is for GO!.
If the car in front don’t go, USE the HORN.