Blind Man

Qi : Pa, ask you something like a riddle

A dark skinned blind man wearing all dark colour is crossing the road.

There's a car coming towards him .

Why the car stopped and did not hit him?

Pa : Oh!... hmmm.... (I really do not know the answer !!)

.... after awhile....

Qi : Want me to give the answer?

Pa : hmmm....(still thinking ....)

Qi : Because it is day time

Pa : (kwah -kwah-kwah)

First AB purchase

(At Jusco)

Pa : Fy, which one do you want

Fy : I want the black BOOM birdie

Pa : QQ, what about you?

QQ : I like the yellow birdie

Pa : OK, Baby will get the small red birdie

Because papa have no more Monie ($$)

Ambition

Pa: Ti, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Fy : I want to be just like you pa.

Pa : (feel proud) Why you want to be like me, need to work so hard.

Fy : Because.... I cannot be a fireman , I will get " Chau Tar" (burnt)

and , I cannot be a policeman, ... I scared to die.... the bad guys got guns

Pa : Oh!  (realizing the truth!)

Fy : And I cannot be a doctor, I scared I will crash the ambulance.

Pa : O-k!

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Fy : When I grow up, I want to be like Mr Krab.

Pa : (un oh, is it good or bad?.....BAD)