Saturday, December 28, 2013

Butt of the joke

Why do children like Butt jokes?


DESPICABLE ME 2 - Rated by the kids as the Best Movie of 2013 - even though we did not watch it on the big screen. (We actually watch both part I and II this year). All because of the Minions.

Despicable Me 2 is a trademark and copyright of Universal Studios

Minions are impulsive creatures with little self-control, but with a wide-eyed wonder and odd innocence that endears them to viewers and makes them relatable. They can be pesky when they are doing weird interactions

Looks

bbJ :  (just wake up with small looking eyes)

Pa : Morning BB, your eyes don't look so good

bbJ  (running to the mirror) No -ah. They look beautiful.

Pa : But they look kinda small

bbJ : No lah. Only Mama have small eyes

Monday, December 23, 2013

Mother love to eat fish head

(A story from China) 
There was a family. It’s like other normal families, three-member, father, mother and a little son. Little son likes to eat fish. His mother always cook fish and never eat fish body meat. Little son felt surprised and asked why mother never eat fish meat and just eat fish head. The mother replied "mom loves to eat fish head" without any consideration. 
Little son grew up and got to middle aged. The mother was getting old too. She could not do that many things to take care of her son. When the family cook fish. Middle aged son never forget to forward the fish head to his mother’s bowl and say "mom loves to eat fish head". 
Have you prepared this year’s gift to your great mother? Do not find any excuses. Never mention issue of busy. You just need to do it.

Until you read here ask yourself does your mother really like to eat fish head
This is a famous composition written by a junior student. The article praised mother’s love and recalled back love to mothers.

---- back to my world ----

Pa : Who want to eat Mango?

Qi and Fy : Me, Me, ME!

Pa : Okay. (cut the mango into 3 pieces)
        Qi take the left, Fy take the right, Papa will take the middle portion with the seed.


Fy : (talking to Qi) Papa always like to eat the middle part with the seed.

similarly ...ask yourself does your father really prefer the portion containing the mango pit and not the mango flesh? 

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Long Walk

bbJ : My leg is pain

Pa : Why?

bbJ : I walk a lot

Pa : Where did you walk to?

bbJ : I walk at Pasar Pagi Until Pasar Alam (malam)

Pasar pagi = day market, Pasar malam = night market

Monday, December 16, 2013

Experiment

Fy : Pa, I am doing an experiment (he always like science)

Pa : Good, what type of experiment? Need any help?

Fy : No, it's OK. I am just trying to see how long it takes for ants to eat finished the chicken meat. I already put some chicken meat beside the window.

Pa:  (ARRGH!!!!!)

A Bug's Life
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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Family Games

SCRABBLE GAME

HOG
HOG
GUTS
EAT
GET
FAT

What are these kids thinking???
Must be playing too much of the bad piggies game...
http://www.physicsgames.net/game/Bad_Piggies.html