baby j

"Rabbids don't wear pants, they wear Butts" 
- J-

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Replacement
Pa : BabyJ, you must take care of yourself.
Be careful. If anything happen you will die and no more in this world.

bbj: Then you all will make another baby to replace me?

Many you
bbj : (saw a dictionary) What is a Kamus?
ma : It is a disctionary
bbj : Oh , I thought it is many you, Kamu  with an s

(Kamu means You in Bahasa)

Reason to Grow Up
BabyJ : I wish I am grown up
Mama : Why?
BabyJ : Because I got very less money now

What u say?
(What I over hear)
BBJ : Fy Syok SenDivi

(Actual said)
BBJ  : Fy Sang St David

Mimi
bbJ  (cat meowing) Pa, mimi is hungry
Pa : What you want to do?
bbJ : You give your chicken to the cat lah
Pa : Hah! Then papa will be hungry.
bbJ : (thinking) Okay, I will give my drumstick to the cat. I just eat rice enough.
Pa : It's ok. The soup there got some meat. You can feed her that.
bbJ : OK


Brushing
Pa : Baby, don't eat too many sweets.
       Your teeth will get spoil.
bbJ : It's ok, teacher say brush 2 times a day. I will brush 100 times a day.


Junk Food
ma  Junk food is bad for you. Make you become bad.
bbj : Is Pizza junk food?
ma : Yes
bbj : Ninja turtle eat many pizza, why they don't become bad?
ma ; Junk food not good for the body
bbj ; But Ninja turtle body is good and strong.
ma : !!!!!!!!



Girlfren
pa: Who is your girlfren?
bbj : Sin Ser
pa : When last day of school go kis kiss her lah
bbj : Teacher say cannot kis kiss
pa : Then give hug hug
bbj : CAnnot. I am just her second lover, she like another boy most
pa : (ha ha)

J : My girlfriend today talk to me.
Pa : What did she asked you?
J : She says, "Go wash your hand, Go wash your hand!"


Girlfren
pa : There's this pretty girl dnncing with you, in blue shirt, you don't like her?
bbj : Just little bit
pa : But she have pretty face,
bbj : Face little bit pretty only
pa : But body very sou-sou (slender). Why you like Sin Ser?
bbj : Because her "piku" (butt) is beautiful
pa : (omg)


Pa : Well, already last day of school. You no more can meet up with your girl fren.
bbj : Okay lah, will find a new one next year in new school
Pa : !!!!!!


Ma : I think Sin Ser is in the same primary school. Seems like I saw her with her father.
bbj : Sin Ser father's head is very short.
         Or no head.
(EVERYONE ) !!!.
Qi : You mean short hair ser mar!

Raise Hand
J :My girlfren Sin Ser is a class monitor
Pa : Why you do not want to be a monitor?
J : I want. But teacher did not choose me.
Pa : Why? Because you are naughty?
J : No, because I did not raise my hand.
Pa : If you want to be a monitor, then why you do not raise your hand?
J : Because I thought the teacher will pick those not raise their hand.
Pa : ****!

Super sh*t
bbj: Pa, Fy said the bad word , Supersh*t

Pa : I see, you understand what is Supersh*t?

bbj: It's Superman's fart

ST
(travelling across Muar Johor)
Fy: Pa, what does ST stands for?
Pa : ST, stand for First - 1ST
Fy : But ST stand for more like Second and Third to me.

Bumblebee
(Just got his TaiKongShers toy Bumblebee for J)
J : Bumblebee  do not have a mouth. He only has a "susuk" (Pacifier)

suk - suk

Legoland trip mess

Went Legoland yesterday
Plan to go out from Tangkak, but end up at Ayer Hitam, so late for an hour
Spend most of the day building lego car and race
Going back time GPS bring us into a Jungle road (palm plantation) and we got our car stuck in mud
Good thing we are able to get tow truck contact which able to locate us in A remote dark area.
The car is too deep inside the mud. hence have to stay the night at Pontian budget hotel till the next morning.
Our car is able to be drag out from the "jungle" for a cost.the next day.
Everything end up ok, except for a sore hand, everybody is good and fine, we go and have a dinner of Arab rice at Muar.

bbj: Next time can we get our car stuck in Jungle again so that we can stay the night in a Hotel?

Fried Kuey Tiaw

Fry Kuey Tiaw today, first try, first time.
Ask bbJ how is it, he says: "A little bit not nice?
The Kuey Tiau nice, the Taugeh not nice.
But like the small prawns.

School life

Qi with her fren Rokudo Mukuro

House up

J : Wooh! The house is still on the ground!

Pa : (????) What do you mean?

J : I turn and turn around many times , and when I stop, the house is Flying!

     But it still go back to the ground.

J : Pa, this house is from Mine CRAP

SUN

The Summer sun is HOT
The Winter Sun is NOT
The Autumm sun is Yellow
The Spring sun is WARM

-Jay learning-

Linus

Qi : I got a friend call Linus
Fy : Lynas? Lynas seems to be a bad name
Qi : Ya!
Pa : How come Linus is a bad name??
Qi : Because we see in the internet there's some pictures of signs saying "Stop Lynas - Stop Lynas". I think it is some sort of virus.

Got 3 angry bird mini plant back from nursery
Pa : Wah, bi, you got 3 angry bird hah? Who gave it to you?
Bi : A student having birthday party today.
Pa : Everyone got 3?
Bi : No. Only me
Pa : ?... Howcome?
Bi  Because I am a good boy mah.