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Pa : BabyJ, you must take care of yourself.
Be careful. If anything happen you will die and no more in this world.
bbj: Then you all will make another baby to replace me?
Many you
bbj : (saw a dictionary) What is a Kamus?
ma : It is a disctionary
bbj : Oh , I thought it is many you, Kamu with an s
(Kamu means You in Bahasa)
Reason to Grow Up
BabyJ : I wish I am grown up
Mama : Why?
BabyJ : Because I got very less money now
What u say?
(What I over hear)
BBJ : Fy Syok SenDivi
(Actual said)
BBJ : Fy Sang St David
Mimi
bbJ (cat meowing) Pa, mimi is hungry
Pa : What you want to do?
bbJ : You give your chicken to the cat lah
Pa : Hah! Then papa will be hungry.
bbJ : (thinking) Okay, I will give my drumstick to the cat. I just eat rice enough.
Pa : It's ok. The soup there got some meat. You can feed her that.
bbJ : OK
Brushing
Pa : Baby, don't eat too many sweets.
Your teeth will get spoil.
bbJ : It's ok, teacher say brush 2 times a day. I will brush 100 times a day.
Junk Food
ma Junk food is bad for you. Make you become bad.
bbj : Is Pizza junk food?
ma : Yes
bbj : Ninja turtle eat many pizza, why they don't become bad?
ma ; Junk food not good for the body
bbj ; But Ninja turtle body is good and strong.
ma : !!!!!!!!
Girlfren
pa: Who is your girlfren?
bbj : Sin Ser
pa : When last day of school go kis kiss her lah
bbj : Teacher say cannot kis kiss
pa : Then give hug hug
bbj : CAnnot. I am just her second lover, she like another boy most
pa : (ha ha)
J : My girlfriend today talk to me.
Pa : What did she asked you?
J : She says, "Go wash your hand, Go wash your hand!"
Girlfren
pa : There's this pretty girl dnncing with you, in blue shirt, you don't like her?
bbj : Just little bit
pa : But she have pretty face,
bbj : Face little bit pretty only
pa : But body very sou-sou (slender). Why you like Sin Ser?
bbj : Because her "piku" (butt) is beautiful
pa : (omg)
Pa : Well, already last day of school. You no more can meet up with your girl fren.
bbj : Okay lah, will find a new one next year in new school
Pa : !!!!!!
Ma : I think Sin Ser is in the same primary school. Seems like I saw her with her father.
bbj : Sin Ser father's head is very short.
Or no head.
(EVERYONE ) !!!.
Qi : You mean short hair ser mar!
Raise Hand
J :My girlfren Sin Ser is a class monitor
Pa : Why you do not want to be a monitor?
J : I want. But teacher did not choose me.
Pa : Why? Because you are naughty?
J : No, because I did not raise my hand.
Pa : If you want to be a monitor, then why you do not raise your hand?
J : Because I thought the teacher will pick those not raise their hand.
Pa : ****!
Super sh*t
bbj: Pa, Fy said the bad word , Supersh*t
Bumblebee
(Just got his TaiKongShers toy Bumblebee for J)
J : Bumblebee do not have a mouth. He only has a "susuk" (Pacifier)
Many you
bbj : (saw a dictionary) What is a Kamus?
ma : It is a disctionary
bbj : Oh , I thought it is many you, Kamu with an s
(Kamu means You in Bahasa)
Reason to Grow Up
BabyJ : I wish I am grown up
Mama : Why?
BabyJ : Because I got very less money now
What u say?
(What I over hear)
BBJ : Fy Syok SenDivi
(Actual said)
BBJ : Fy Sang St David
Mimi
bbJ (cat meowing) Pa, mimi is hungry
Pa : What you want to do?
bbJ : You give your chicken to the cat lah
Pa : Hah! Then papa will be hungry.
bbJ : (thinking) Okay, I will give my drumstick to the cat. I just eat rice enough.
Pa : It's ok. The soup there got some meat. You can feed her that.
bbJ : OK
Brushing
Pa : Baby, don't eat too many sweets.
Your teeth will get spoil.
bbJ : It's ok, teacher say brush 2 times a day. I will brush 100 times a day.
Junk Food
ma Junk food is bad for you. Make you become bad.
bbj : Is Pizza junk food?
ma : Yes
bbj : Ninja turtle eat many pizza, why they don't become bad?
ma ; Junk food not good for the body
bbj ; But Ninja turtle body is good and strong.
ma : !!!!!!!!
Girlfren
pa: Who is your girlfren?
bbj : Sin Ser
pa : When last day of school go kis kiss her lah
bbj : Teacher say cannot kis kiss
pa : Then give hug hug
bbj : CAnnot. I am just her second lover, she like another boy most
pa : (ha ha)
J : My girlfriend today talk to me.
Pa : What did she asked you?
J : She says, "Go wash your hand, Go wash your hand!"
Girlfren
pa : There's this pretty girl dnncing with you, in blue shirt, you don't like her?
bbj : Just little bit
pa : But she have pretty face,
bbj : Face little bit pretty only
pa : But body very sou-sou (slender). Why you like Sin Ser?
bbj : Because her "piku" (butt) is beautiful
pa : (omg)
Pa : Well, already last day of school. You no more can meet up with your girl fren.
bbj : Okay lah, will find a new one next year in new school
Pa : !!!!!!
Ma : I think Sin Ser is in the same primary school. Seems like I saw her with her father.
bbj : Sin Ser father's head is very short.
Or no head.
(EVERYONE ) !!!.
Qi : You mean short hair ser mar!
Raise Hand
J :My girlfren Sin Ser is a class monitor
Pa : Why you do not want to be a monitor?
J : I want. But teacher did not choose me.
Pa : Why? Because you are naughty?
J : No, because I did not raise my hand.
Pa : If you want to be a monitor, then why you do not raise your hand?
J : Because I thought the teacher will pick those not raise their hand.
Pa : ****!
Super sh*t
bbj: Pa, Fy said the bad word , Supersh*t
Pa : I see, you understand what is Supersh*t?
bbj: It's Superman's fart
ST
(travelling across Muar Johor)
Fy: Pa, what does ST stands for?
Pa : ST, stand for First - 1ST
Fy : But ST stand for more like Second and Third to me.
ST
(travelling across Muar Johor)
Fy: Pa, what does ST stands for?
Pa : ST, stand for First - 1ST
Fy : But ST stand for more like Second and Third to me.
(Just got his TaiKongShers toy Bumblebee for J)
J : Bumblebee do not have a mouth. He only has a "susuk" (Pacifier)
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