Chicken and egg

QQ : Chicken is very good. Sometimes they lay human being eggs.

PaPa : (??...) Why Human beings eggs and not chicken eggs??!

QQ : Because the eggs human can eat!

PaPa : Oh! How about other time?

QQ : Other time they lay chicken eggs, for little chicken to come out.

PaPa : Yes. So that when they grow up, they can lay more eggs for us.

QQ : No! So that we can eat the chickens.

Place of birth

One day, while pasing by the hospital where they are born....

QQ: Ah-HA! This is the Hospital that Yesterday Mama MAKE US BORN!

Nursery Daze

Perception
PaPa : How is school, Tee ?

Fy : Not good.

PaPa: Why is it not good?

Fy : Because the teacher always scold me.

PaPa : Why the teacher always scold you? (... knowing he's the naughty type)

Fy : Because they don't like me Mah!

(Good answer)

Good Friend
PaPa: Tee, who's your good friend at school?

Fy: Bau Mun ( a girl)

PaPa: Why is she your good friend?

Fy : Because she don't swallow.

PaPa : (huh !???....) How come your good friend don't swallow?

Fy : Because teacher always scold her-mah. She don't swallow her food when she eats.

(Oh! His good friend is those kids that is rebellious like him towards the teacher)

Teachers
PaPa : Qi, tell me about your schools teacher?

QQ : The teacher Gan she teach the "Hua Yue" class. The China!

PaPa: Oh, she teaches the Chinese.

QQ : Yes. Teacher Florence teach the English class. She got two mirror.

PaPa: Two Mirrors?? In her room?

QQ : No! On her Face.

PaPa : (Huh????..)

QQ : Its also call glass. (making two ring with her fingers around her eyes)

PaPa: Oh! She wears the spectacles.

QQ : Teacher Gan also got two glass, but smaller. Next is teacher Madeline, she teach the nursery class.

PaPa : She wear glasses too?

QQ : No. She got the brown face..... just like You.

Ambition
QQ : Dad. When I grow up , I want to be a teacher.

PaPA : Wah, good. You want to be a teacher.

QQ : Yes.

PaPa : Why you want to be a teacher? So that you can teach people?

QQ : No. So that I can Scold people.

PaPA : !!!! (Pengsan)

Kids learns more than just ABC and 123 in school.

Energy regeneration

MaMa : Have you clear up your toys?

Fy : Huh..Herh....(breathing and spotting a tired face after clearing his toys halfway)
Mum...... I missing the energy. I cannot do it anymore.

MaMa : Then go and rest for a while.

Fy : But mum, I want to play catch ball with dad.

MaMa : But you say you're tired?

Fy : When I play, my Energy come back!

Overtaking

While driving in a narrow lane with a car in front of us ...

Fy : Er....Dad, go near to the front car.

(.. gradually drive nearer to the front car...)

Fy : Go to the side, Dad.

PaPa : (knowing he wants to overtake the car in front)
Tee...., this is a single lane, papa cannot overtake the car.

Fy : Use the Horn!


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Two Time

...... just came back from work..

QQ : Er...Dad, do you have Two Time?

PaPa: (????) Two times? (the nursery must be teaching her multiplication table) Two times what?

QQ: One time for working and one time for playing. Can you play with me now?

PaPa: (Oh!...) .Okay. After papa finish the dinner, then we play.

QQ: (Happy face running away.....)

Spend some time with your kids, it means a world to them.

Brain transfer

... Playing the computer (games) upstairs.....

Fy : (coming downstairs) Er, Dad! QQ need you to come upstairs to help her.

PaPa: Tee., tell her to figure out herself. Do not always depend on Papa. Use the brain to think how to do it. You can also help her to think.

Fy: But I cannot. I already Give her my brain, still cannot !
(going back up.... one minute later)
Dad! Come quick. QQ need your brain now!

QQ Quiz

...one fine evening......

QQ: Er...Dad, do you know what is a Pig sound with a patch of wind?

PaPa:(???) A pig having a flu?

QQ: Ha! That's silly dad. ? Is the sleeping snoring sound , "ZZZZ" and "wheeeew"

PaPa: (Oh!...) .

Kids have a way with words.

Baby In Board

While driving back from our weekend outing....

Fy: Dad. Why you drive so slow hah? (this kid got Lightning Mc Queen in his blood)

QQ: (answering on behalf of dad) Papa drive slowly because got baby in car. Actually, when got baby inside car, we need to put a sign "Baby In Car"
..... or "Baby In Board".

Fy: Or "Baby In Stomach" ......
      Papa, why you laugh -hah?

Going Where?

QQ: Teacher says Monday is a Holiday...no school

PaPa: Oh. (agreeing) What do you want to do?

QQ: Dunno. My friend TZX, she says she is going to INDIA.

PaPa: Wah. So good ah. (... her family must be rich...)
Then she will not be coming to school next week?

QQ: She will!

PaPa: ????.... (suddenly it struck my mind that Monday is DEEPAVALI)
Your friend is going to an INDIAN friend house to celebrate Deepavali, ser-mah! [yes or not!]

HAPPY DEEPAVALI 2008