Nursery Daze

Perception
PaPa : How is school, Tee ?

Fy : Not good.

PaPa: Why is it not good?

Fy : Because the teacher always scold me.

PaPa : Why the teacher always scold you? (... knowing he's the naughty type)

Fy : Because they don't like me Mah!

(Good answer)

Good Friend
PaPa: Tee, who's your good friend at school?

Fy: Bau Mun ( a girl)

PaPa: Why is she your good friend?

Fy : Because she don't swallow.

PaPa : (huh !???....) How come your good friend don't swallow?

Fy : Because teacher always scold her-mah. She don't swallow her food when she eats.

(Oh! His good friend is those kids that is rebellious like him towards the teacher)

Teachers
PaPa : Qi, tell me about your schools teacher?

QQ : The teacher Gan she teach the "Hua Yue" class. The China!

PaPa: Oh, she teaches the Chinese.

QQ : Yes. Teacher Florence teach the English class. She got two mirror.

PaPa: Two Mirrors?? In her room?

QQ : No! On her Face.

PaPa : (Huh????..)

QQ : Its also call glass. (making two ring with her fingers around her eyes)

PaPa: Oh! She wears the spectacles.

QQ : Teacher Gan also got two glass, but smaller. Next is teacher Madeline, she teach the nursery class.

PaPa : She wear glasses too?

QQ : No. She got the brown face..... just like You.

Ambition
QQ : Dad. When I grow up , I want to be a teacher.

PaPA : Wah, good. You want to be a teacher.

QQ : Yes.

PaPa : Why you want to be a teacher? So that you can teach people?

QQ : No. So that I can Scold people.

PaPA : !!!! (Pengsan)

Kids learns more than just ABC and 123 in school.